Can someone give me a mystery story that is about two pages and the killer or villain is only revealed in the end

It was a cold night Glasgow, me and Tim whom you will grow to love were sitting patiently. Waiting for what a train, we knew we were at the end of our ropes. One of us constantly being sick. I know he is prone to hemorrhoids so i don't mind always being his dirty hole but tonight perhaps i was more than that. what a profound thought, you can put as much sugar on something as you wish but if you're not happy it'll still taste like garbage. I am not happy when i'm curled over on the toilet dying of busted bubble diphtheria. As it were we are all alone but johnny was finally dead i'm the killer and i shagged john boy's esophagus. Deal with it is what i told Tim as he watched in horror. Tim managed to kill me in one punch i do have a very delicate french figure. Where am i now here i am telling a story in a vast region of the 5th dimension. I only wish Tim didn't have to also be the murderer it sort of ruined the story.