Rewrite the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet in a funny version

Must be a complete rewrite just like the real version

have fun!

Remember the gramophone? Times have changed! The Mini-Jukebox is a revolutionary development in music. The compact disc (CD) forever changed the way we listen to music when it replaced the vinyl album as the go-to choice for music lovers.

In which sentence is a homophone used correctly? a. if u ask me, there's no hobby like fishing? b. The old miner was lost in the dessert?

What is your dream for your future in high school?

What is the primary setting and action of Book 13 of the Odyssey? Calypso capturing Ulysses on Ogygia Telemachus traveling to Sparta Ulysses returning to Ithaca Ulysses traveling in disguise to Crete

what is the meaning of the word biosphere A: a pollution part of the earth B: any self-regulating system C: the part of the earth where life exists D: the earth crust

What structural elements do English and Italian sonnets share?

Do you think it's okay to marry someone for their money? Yes or no? Why?

Preparation for war: destroys confidence was an advantage of the United States in 1941 was a disadvantage of the United States in 1941 prevents attacks

Why does hale come to proctor house

What is a antonym for phonics