What does Mark Twain satirize in this excerpt from "The £1,000,000 Bank-Note"?

What is the most un important president?

Who says the following and why? " Ow, eez ye-ooa san, is e? Wal, fewd dan y' de-ooty bawmz a mather should, eed now bettern to spawl a pore gel's flahrzn than ran awy atbaht pyin. Will ye-oo py me f'them?"

To those who want the $5 million to be a good investment, I say that a better zoo will draw more tourists to Central City. That will bring more than $5 million into our local economy.

Is cooking a gerund or a participle

Which sentence is correctly constructed with two clauses? A. When performing any major task, difficulties are expected to arise. B. When we perform any major task, we expect difficulties to arise. C.

Describe the character of Zinny

Is the example a complete sentence, sentence fragment, or run-on sentence? Has not yet told his parents about the missing tooth. A. run-on sentence B. complete sentence C. sentence fragment

Rewrite this sentence correctly 1. It was with those there pencils in the box 2. I chose it when I played those game last week

Olivia writes an elevator pitch. My Elevator Pitch My name is Olivia Styles. I have just graduated with my associate degree in health care administration. I have always felt empathy for people with illnesses.

Read this and tell me what you think. I know what I did was wrong and hope you can forgive me I just want to have a friend who was so very caring. I didn't lie about how I have a brain disorder because I do. Like I said hope you can forgive me.